1. I am in the living room watching "Jon & Kate Plus 8." Brian is overhearing Jon and Kate bicker at each other from his perch in the kitchen.
Brian: We could never be on that show.
Me: Why's that?
Brian: Because when they do the interview part you would just keep telling me that I'm not telling the story right.
Me: Oh OK sweetie. When TLC calls about our reality show I'll make sure to turn them down.
2. Brian is in the kitchen opening up a new flavor of ice cream called Heavenly Hash.
Brian: So what's all in this?
Me: I'm not really sure but I was hoping those dark things aren't raisins.
Brian: Isn't that called something?
Me: What?
Brian: Isn't there a name for ice cream with raisins in it?
Me: Yeah. It's called crap.
Brian: We could never be on that show.
Me: Why's that?
Brian: Because when they do the interview part you would just keep telling me that I'm not telling the story right.
Me: Oh OK sweetie. When TLC calls about our reality show I'll make sure to turn them down.
2. Brian is in the kitchen opening up a new flavor of ice cream called Heavenly Hash.
Brian: So what's all in this?
Me: I'm not really sure but I was hoping those dark things aren't raisins.
Brian: Isn't that called something?
Me: What?
Brian: Isn't there a name for ice cream with raisins in it?
Me: Yeah. It's called crap.
Awesome. I love it. I am addicted to how others interact, and how close my husband and I are to a "normal" couple. I am also lucky enough to be married to my best friend (May 16, this year) and am now impatiently waiting for that next step. If you are interested in a little hubby humor, among other things, check out my brand new blog at http://beingblock.blogspot.com/
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